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Certified Aura Dealer (MOM)
Sale price
$63.99
Regular price $79.99
Congratulations.
You've officially been certified.
Not by the government...
Not by the internet...
But by every mom who's ever mastered the impossible.
The Certified Aura Dealer hoodie is for the moms who hand out confidence, keep the family running, and somehow still have enough energy to embarrass their kids in public.
Your aura?
It's contagious.
Perfect for:
- ☕ Coffee runs that somehow become shopping trips
- 🏒 Hockey rinks, soccer fields, dance studios, and cheer competitions
- 🍔 Backyard BBQs where everyone wants your recipe
- 😂 Casually making your kids say, "Mom... seriously?"
Warning: Wearing this hoodie may cause:
- Other moms asking where you got it.
- Teenagers pretending they don't know you.
- Unexpected compliments from complete strangers.
- A sudden increase in Mom Aura throughout the neighborhood.
Some people have aura.
You deal it.
🔥 Certified Aura Dealer
🌴 Mom Aura Approved
💯 Cringe with confidence.
Fit: This hoodie runs slightly small, so we recommend ordering one size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |