May Contain Rizz (DAD)
Proceed with caution.
This hoodie contains dangerously high levels of Dad Aura.
Wearing it in public may cause your kids to immediately walk ten feet ahead of you, whisper "Dad... please stop," and pretend they have no idea who you are.
Exactly the outcome we're going for.
Whether you're grilling burgers, mowing the lawn, coaching the team, or dropping elite-level dad jokes, this hoodie lets everyone know your rizz is alive and well.
According to your kids?
Absolutely not.
According to every other dad?
Legendary.
Perfect for:
- 🍔 Backyard BBQs
- 🏒 Hockey rinks and weekend tournaments
- 🛒 Costco runs with way more samples than shopping
- 😂 Embarrassing your kids without saying a word
Warning: This hoodie may cause:
- Excessive eye rolls.
- Random compliments from strangers.
- Other dads asking where you got it.
- A +1000 boost to your Dad Aura.
Side effects are permanent.
🔥 Certified Dad Aura
🌴 Maximum Cringe
💯 Cringe with confidence.
Fit: This hoodie runs slightly small, so we recommend ordering one size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |