This Teacher May Contain Rizz
Warning: This teacher may contain rizz.
Side effects may include students actually paying attention.
Whether you're teaching math, breaking up hallway drama, surviving your third coffee before 10 a.m., or casually dropping Gen Alpha slang just to watch your students cringe, this hoodie lets everyone know there's more than lesson plans happening in this classroom.
The rizz? Completely educational.
Perfect for:
📚 Teachers who understand the assignment
☕ Surviving Monday mornings and staff meetings
😎 Making your students instantly regret teaching you slang
🚌 Field trips, spirit days, and everyday classroom chaos
Side effects may include:
Students saying, "Please never say rizz again."
Coworkers questioning your vocabulary.
An immediate increase in Teacher Aura.
An uncontrollable urge to remind everyone that you've still got it.
Congratulations.
Your classroom officially has rizz.
🔥 +1000 Teacher Aura
🍎 Certified Classroom Rizz
💯 Cringe with confidence.
Fit: This hoodie runs slightly small, so we recommend ordering one size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |