Not Today Chat! We Have Curriculum
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$35.99
Regular price $44.99
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Your students thought today was going to be a chill day.
Then you walked in wearing this.
Bad news, chat.
The Not Today, Chat. We Have Curriculum. tee is for teachers trying to accomplish the impossible—getting through an actual lesson while the classroom operates at maximum chaos.
Whether you're starting the lesson, answering “Are we doing anything today?” for the hundredth time, or reminding everyone that watching a movie is not part of the lesson plan, this shirt lets the class know it's officially time to lock in.
Sorry, chat.
We have curriculum.
Perfect for:
📚 Teachers attempting to stay on schedule
☕ Surviving caffeine-fueled mornings
📝 Getting through the lesson before someone asks for free time
😂 Using student slang against them for maximum cringe
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause:
Immediate groans when the lesson starts.
Students asking if you just called them “chat.”
Coworkers stealing the phrase.
An uncontrollable urge to say, “Lock in, chat.”
Mission accomplished.
🔥 +1000 Teacher Aura
📚 Curriculum > Chat
💯 Cringe with confidence.
Fit: Soft, lightweight, and built for everything from classroom chaos and staff meetings to field trips and well-earned weekends.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Not Today Chat! We Have Curriculum
Sale price
$35.99
Regular price $44.99
Then you walked in wearing this.
Bad news, chat.
The Not Today, Chat. We Have Curriculum. tee is for teachers trying to accomplish the impossible—getting through an actual lesson while the classroom operates at maximum chaos.
Whether you're starting the lesson, answering “Are we doing anything today?” for the hundredth time, or reminding everyone that watching a movie is not part of the lesson plan, this shirt lets the class know it's officially time to lock in.
Sorry, chat.
We have curriculum.
Perfect for:
📚 Teachers attempting to stay on schedule
☕ Surviving caffeine-fueled mornings
📝 Getting through the lesson before someone asks for free time
😂 Using student slang against them for maximum cringe
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause:
Immediate groans when the lesson starts.
Students asking if you just called them “chat.”
Coworkers stealing the phrase.
An uncontrollable urge to say, “Lock in, chat.”
Mission accomplished.
🔥 +1000 Teacher Aura
📚 Curriculum > Chat
💯 Cringe with confidence.
Fit: Soft, lightweight, and built for everything from classroom chaos and staff meetings to field trips and well-earned weekends.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!