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Not today, chat. We have curriculum.
Because apparently learning still has to happen.
Whether you're trying to start a lesson while the class is already in full chaos mode, answering “Are we doing anything today?” for the hundredth time, or attempting to get through one PowerPoint without being interrupted, this hoodie says exactly what every teacher is thinking.
Sorry, chat. The curriculum isn't going to teach itself.
Perfect for:
📚 Teachers attempting to stay on schedule
☕ Surviving a classroom running entirely on chaos
📝 Getting through the lesson before someone asks for free time
😎 Using student slang against them for maximum cringe
Side effects may include:
Students responding, “Bro thinks we're a livestream.”
Immediate groans when the lesson starts.
Coworkers stealing the phrase.
An uncontrollable urge to say, “Lock in, chat.”
Congratulations.
You've officially put chat on notice.
🔥 +1000 Teacher Aura
📚 Curriculum > Chat
💯 Cringe with confidence.
Fit: This hoodie runs slightly small, so we recommend ordering one size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Not Today Chat! We Have Curriculum
Sale price
$63.99
Regular price $79.99
Because apparently learning still has to happen.
Whether you're trying to start a lesson while the class is already in full chaos mode, answering “Are we doing anything today?” for the hundredth time, or attempting to get through one PowerPoint without being interrupted, this hoodie says exactly what every teacher is thinking.
Sorry, chat. The curriculum isn't going to teach itself.
Perfect for:
📚 Teachers attempting to stay on schedule
☕ Surviving a classroom running entirely on chaos
📝 Getting through the lesson before someone asks for free time
😎 Using student slang against them for maximum cringe
Side effects may include:
Students responding, “Bro thinks we're a livestream.”
Immediate groans when the lesson starts.
Coworkers stealing the phrase.
An uncontrollable urge to say, “Lock in, chat.”
Congratulations.
You've officially put chat on notice.
🔥 +1000 Teacher Aura
📚 Curriculum > Chat
💯 Cringe with confidence.
Fit: This hoodie runs slightly small, so we recommend ordering one size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Size guide
| CHEST WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 21 | 28 |
| L | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 25 | 30 |
| 2XL | 26 ½ | 31 |
| 3XL | 28 | 32 |